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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I retired about a year ago, so the left-most book on the middle row is about me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That one is my aspiration too. Is retirement as great as it seems?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I’m enjoying it a lot so far. I haven’t missed working at all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

congrats wisened/enrichend early retirement one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have a mention in forward with a note being "the only documention left was a series of desperate sounding emails that the documentation was still on the now quarenteened work computers and something about a README"

THIS HAS HAPPENED TWICE TO ME, like I appreciate my bosses and PMs being chill and not wanting to overwork me on my way out but seriously guys I needed to hand this off to someone and put it somewhere. shrug

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I asked people to take handover for a full month before I left and nobody cared. On my last day they kept asking if they could call me with questions. I said only if they had their credit cards ready because I wasn’t going to work for free.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

100% like can you message me? Sure. Will I help or hell respond? Probally not tbh. Work, chores, and hobbies keep me busy enough.