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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is irresistible (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is 0:0 a good K/D ratio?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can't divide by zero, so it's undefined. They exist in a quantum superposition of being a chad and a virgin

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Chargin

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

MahLazer?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

con sidering the average person only ever gets 0:1 i'd say that's pretty good.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Ok hear me out. You never ask out a woman, but you help a friend out by wingmaning for them. This gets you one assist. Now you are 0/0/1 which is an infinite KDA.