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There are only two states (programming.dev)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That’s not true, there is a third state:

“I don’t care anymore, I’ll drive Uber if it comes to that”.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Do you work for Sony? Games industry layoffs not the result of corporate greed and those affected should "drive an Uber", says ex-Sony president

[–] mynamesnotrick 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

4th state: I don't care, I just use AI to write my code.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The trick there is that you'll be developing forever unless you get your hands dirty, because it like 80% works, and you need 99% to put it in any kind of prod.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Have you seen how American corps code? 80% is GM release ready to go.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Honestly I've never had the displeasure. Or financial benefit.