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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I never ask anyone out because what's the point? I've been dancing at a club on Fridays just to have a room with high ceilings and loud music for some flow arts. I've been turning down girls left and right because I'm just there to dance. I gotta find something I can wear to advertise how I just wanna dance and not hook up.