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This is a classic but I had to make sure it was in this community.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Interestingly when he died he donated his body to be made in to crisps (or chips if you like guns).

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

It's just a cheap imitation now though, ever since they ran out of walker the chips/crisps are nowhere near as good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I see a certain connection to a minor figure from Christian religion.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think you're in the minority here, I've never heard them called crisps outside of British areas

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think only the USA and Canada use the term chips.

As you say Great Britain uses crisps, as does Australia, New Zealand, India, and South Africa. Although, I would imagine that most countries with a foreign language would use something closer to crisps too.

You guys are always in the minority when you decide to do things a little different. Like you weird date format for instance.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Huh… I stand corrected. When I did a search it said those specific countries too.

Now I wonder why everyone else went a different way, or where they were first made.