This is a classic but I had to make sure it was in this community.
this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2024
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So when was walking invented ๐ค๐ค
Nancy Sinatra created a new pair of boots and when her boss asked what purpose they served, she had a full song and dance prepared to pitch her idea.
So when was song and dance invented?
Around the time of gayness. Not sure if it was before or after.
Symbiotic evolution
Ya, that's what they do.