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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Haha this is funny because I'm actually a part time wish-granter:

To subvert this particular wish, your phrasing is the key:

You said:

I wish there's always fresh and delicious food I want to eat in my fridge at all times

So the first part of your wish is:

There is always fresh and delicious food in the fridge

But the second part, begins with a capitalization, a subclause to the first clause, or dependent statement:

I want to eat in my fridge at all times

Your fridge is now full of good food that disappears if you try to remove it outside the confines of your fridge, and now anything you eat, MUST be eaten while inside of your refrigerator (i.e: Your entire body has to inside of the refrigerator), and refrigerator implies a standard size kitchen fridge, not an industrial fridge or freezer.

I hope you like eating nutella snack cakes huddled inside your fridge for survival now ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[โ€“] TacoEvent 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

you're now a mod of this community no takebacksies

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Hell yeah! That's not gonna get you any free wishes though