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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They used to just look sideways at it instead of straight up denial.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's a wonder each of them was the respectively "fittest" sperm. I mean, fuck. I'm curious if even Darwin understood how much raw chance was involved in this "evolution" he imagined. ๐Ÿคก

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

That's the problem, yes. Wrap that thing, FFS.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's not the first sperm that fertilises an egg... The first who make it put in all the effort breaching the wall and dying of exhaustion before some lazy piece of shit sperm towards the end just waltzes through the hole and does the needful.

Explains a lot tbh