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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I have been in one relationship in my entire life. 8 years ago I was assigned the desk next to her at work, and now I I'm going to marry.

I'm so glad that I have to put up with this shit. One and done, and I'm perfectly happy with it.