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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Like the insect/spider kind or in my code?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The ones on your face, right now!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Damn, Demodex has a looooooong butt!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Yes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

have you ever walked through a doorway and forgotten what you were doing? even god struggles with memory managemeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- Process exited with code 1

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

My computer is like "Kernel panic" and I'm like "Same man, same...."