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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You implant a chip in your brain that gives it control over your finger movement.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Until someone hacks your brain, or just puts a keyboard in front of you and lets the chip do its thing without your consent.