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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (3 children)

they were never meant to be together, they would confuse the hell out of each other. Imagine they have two kids and she says pick kid[1] from the school, then what?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Child Overflow Error

Edit: oh wait you said two kids, nvm

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Hol' up!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

I think children go in dictionaries so you can look them to via name (key).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

One kid's getting garbage collected either way