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Hot NSA agent: I need to get me some of this dick in this pic! Checks OP's file for his address, sees red flags from his other antics Damn, nevermind!
Lmao "theft of government property". Those charges are somehow more upsetting than the act of hoarding all those dick pics.
Its also an onion esqu article.
no shit lol I wonder where people who think it's real think the government is getting their dick pics. I once had someone try to bullshit me by saying that the sensors on automatic urinals were cameras collecting dick pics, I wonder if that is last of the conspiracy here, maybe they think that's real
Also the perpetrators name is Hilary Wang