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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The sun is a giant lithium battery that became a spicy pillow and then exploded, and as everyone knows you can't put out a lithium battery fire like a regular fire. The fire department just pushed it out there into space beyond the environment to let it burn itself out, which is expected to take at least 5 billion more years.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

TIL Samsung made the sun

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Huh. And here I thought it was the furnace where politicians shoveled all the evidence of their graft. TIL

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Nah. Takes more delta v to get the evidence to the sun than to throw it out of the solar system.