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Anon has a lucid dream (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Easiest way to know if you're lucid dreaming is to try some magic abilities. I usually try flying out of the window from room I were. This hasn't failed me yet. And anon definitely wouldn't get into this awkward situation with this either.

(only half of this is a joke)

[–] Honytawk 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Until you jump out of the window and land face first on concrete

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thats why you just levitate a meter or so from the floor

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

i prefer shitting to the moon