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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (12 children)

That’s easy to explain, having cut a lot of cucumbers in my life. Since the actual nucleus of an atom is much smaller than the atom including its electrons itself, the probability of hitting the protons or neutrons is so small, that I’d need to live for a few thousand years and cut 1 cucumber per second nonstop, before this scenario happens even once. It is not impossible, just very improbable.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (4 children)

(assuming your post isn't a joke) it is impossible to cause a nuclear reaction by cutting cucumbers.

the biggest innacuracy in this comic is that as the panel zooms in on the cucumber atoms, the knife looks exactly the same. if it was realistic it would just be a bunch of metal atoms pushing aside a bunch of cucumber atoms, not a sharp knife slicing through individual atoms.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bro, you should sharpen your knives.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Won't this cause nicks and dulling as sudden heating and impact lead to both knives becoming extremely useless ?

Also replacing one of the knives with a sharpening rod, I can sort of suspend disbelief enough to believe it "possible".

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Maybe it's not zooming in. Maybe the atoms of the cucumber are getting bigger! 😏

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well… that, and one nucleus splitting in half wouldn‘t start a chain reaction in a cucumber, and therefore not release a macroscopically noticeable amount of energy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

To put into perspective just how trivial it is, the actual amount of energy of splitting a single nucleus is on the order of picojoules. The shock from touching a doorknob is a few millijoules, literally millions of times more powerful.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

The Subtle Knife is definitely so sharp that it cuts through dimensions, so I think it would cut atoms.

So really that just means it's not inaccurate, it's just a very specific, fictional knife!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Fission doesn't happen because we cut atoms in half. Fission happens because we blast enriched uranium with neutrons, the uranium absorbs a neutron, gets too heavy, and falls apart.

I mean think about it. Atoms are surrounded by a negatively charged electron cloud. Pushing 2 atoms together would be (sorta) like trying to push the like poles of two magnets together.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

That’s just one way to do it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sure, but you can also rip off electrons from atoms by rubbing them or bending a piece of wire. The energy needed to trigger fission in uranium is less than a picojoule, it just needs to be focused enough to knock away the part of the atom, which is why neutrons are the most common way.

Here is a chart with the rate of fusion for two hydrogen atoms at various temperatures.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_fusion#/media/File%3AFusion_rxnrate.svg

This chart bottoms out at a few million degrees, since the probability is extremely low.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

I know very little about physics and I'm pretty sure you could cut cucumbers with a knife until the end of time and you'll never trigger a nuclear explosion.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

It’s also why cats are afraid of cucumbers.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Actually, it's because cucumbers are so cool (c.f. cool as a cucumber) that they're in a ground state. It's actually endothermic to split their atoms so you don't get a chain reaction.

Cutting hot vegetables, habernaros for example, is much more risky and adequate precautions should always be taken to avoid radioactivity contaminating sensitive regions of the body.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I thought the only option with cucumbers is to keep mashing them together until fusion, no?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But what would you do with the sliced cucumbers of millenia?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Dunno. I guess growing them fast enough would also be a problem.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

You're assuming the blade would be thinner than the nucleus, at the very least.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The electromagnetic force from the atoms' respective electron cloud probably help prevent atom from getting close to each other. And the strong nuclear force also help prevent atom from splitting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You mean I’m just not cutting strong enough?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Someone let Einstein loose, we must admit that violence is on occasion the only recourse.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, that’s why we generally eat bananas without cutting. As everyone knows, bananas are slightly radioactive. This increases the danger when cutting them exponentially, so don’t do that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What do your teeth look like, man?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Some are quite sharp. Won't they cause a fission? Should I just munch on the banana instead?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Not with that attitude.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

You're doing it wrong. The mouse just diced a cucumber really, really l, small.