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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In these heady days of internet porn, this sounds like such an innuendo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There's an easy way to make everything sound dirty.

Just add a place name to any noun. Wheelbarrow isn't much, but an Arkansas wheelbarrow? Sounds filthy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

St. Louis bagel...

Yeah, it works.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

St. Louis everything bagel. With a schmear.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Auchtermuchty Stepladder will change your life

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Auchtermuchty

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auchtermuchty

I was surprised to find out that it wasn't something you came up with by random keystrokes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Whaur the fuck did ye think The Proclaimers came fae?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

The Proclaimers

I had to check and see who they were.

I had heard the '500 Miles' song before, but I always thought it was a musical gag from 'The Simpsons,' like 'Baby On Board' or 'Dr. Zaius.'