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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I learned early in my software engineering career these two beautiful rules of debugging:

  1. Read all of the words
  2. Believe them
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Unless you were the one writing the program and its error messages - then check, that you didn't mess up there...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Until you write a compiler error in some deeply templated C++ code, in which case just reading every word takes all day

/s but not too much