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Tim Walz Debating Chatbot Trained Entirely On Your Uncle's Social Media Feeds In Preparation For Vance Debate (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Walz needs to walkout to The Remedy -Puscifer. Then he needs to stare down Vance. No shaking hands. No talking. Walk to the middle and stare into his eyeliner eyes.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's adorable!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

this is the kind of boxing i would watch ;p

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Damn damn damn. That's wtf is wrong with his face. Cheese and rice, I could never put a lock on it. That's it to a tee. Thank you for that observation. Fucking eyeliner. Nailed it. Cheers, bud.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

He wouldn’t want you to see the true horror of his tiny, beady little pig eyes.