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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What in the 4chan bullshit is this?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Anon is a closeted bi and open femboy, and just doesn't want to admit he likes it. Meanwhile, he's totally fine being someone's FB for free rent, but also feels guilty that he is kinda messing with his other friends in the meantime.

Basically, Anon is a moron.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds more to me like anon isn’t romantically attracted to men but is sexually. Which is very confusing if you don’t have words for it but that simple language/label would solve anons problems

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Bro it's the same smh

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

FB - Fuck Buddy, Friend with Benefits, or whatever you wanna call it. Someone who engages in regular sexual activities with a small group of people, usually just one, in exchange for some good or service. In Anon's case, he's a power-bottom femboy who gets fucked in exchange for free rent.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

FWBs get paid?! Why wasn't I told this?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah dude, and great dental, 401k, generous pto. What'd you think the benefits were?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Fuckboi Union benefits are real, folks. Organize your fuckbois.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I thought the benefits were exclusively sexy benefits. I think I should've said yes to Jamie all those years ago. Turns out I'm "drunk and horny enough" now, Jamie.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s exactly that. 4chan bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

> writes gay fanfic with really weird twists
> wtf, gay shit is fucking weird