this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2024
326 points (97.4% liked)

Technology

59587 readers
2617 users here now

This is a most excellent place for technology news and articles.


Our Rules


  1. Follow the lemmy.world rules.
  2. Only tech related content.
  3. Be excellent to each another!
  4. Mod approved content bots can post up to 10 articles per day.
  5. Threads asking for personal tech support may be deleted.
  6. Politics threads may be removed.
  7. No memes allowed as posts, OK to post as comments.
  8. Only approved bots from the list below, to ask if your bot can be added please contact us.
  9. Check for duplicates before posting, duplicates may be removed

Approved Bots


founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I want a brain update and a penis upgrade please! Yes 275Tb of ram for my penis and 6" of brain 🧠!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't want my penis remembering that much.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
rm -rf penis/

Oops

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That actually made me laugh out loud. πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Cyberpunk, let’s gooo🀣

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The penis upgrade already exists, it's called a "vaginoplasty," sweaty πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

After upgrade, years later in a CT scan. Dr. "That is a weird looking brain it almost looks like a pecker."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Total mindfuck.