cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/13931520
I really hope they fully cooked that takoyaki I ate....
this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2024
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I mean so is a hamburger. No way an octopus survives passing through our stomach.
I assume an octopus would spend less time in your stomach than a hamburger would. Like a few seconds, probably. It would likely be fine just passing through.
You might be right, but I’m pretty sure if it did survive it would be pretty fucked up. Even if it was just a few seconds, that’s like jumping in a pool of hydrochloric acid and then getting out. You would definitely not be comfortable.
A ocky isn't coming out of your gut ocky shaped