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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon has a problem with inaccurate game titles (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They call it halflife because Gordon is middle aged

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He is 27 tho

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ya, but look at what he does at his job. He'll be lucky to make it to 54.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

and that's why it's called half life

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

And G-Man puts him into space prison for about another 27 years. I say name sticks