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[–] [email protected] 140 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Leave home to buy some spices, then go to a wrong grocery store and make a mess there breaking everything on the shelves

[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't forget to kidnap a few employees too while you're in the wrong store

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

And cut out their tongues and get arrested.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You gotta wipe out 90% of that wrong grocery store's employees and patrons through communicable diseases, even the ones in corporate who have no idea who you are or have ever met you.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

WTF now I'm almost pro-Columbus again.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

And the spice isle is twice as long as you think it is, but you keep insisting that it's that length.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Leave home with spices on a shopping list, come home with syphilis instead.