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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You got lost in the spice aisle? Because they generally are straight lines.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Eh, got lost looking for ground ginger. Started in the spice aisle, but they were out, so some directed me to the produce area (apparently didn't realize I didn't want whole ginger). After a bit more wandering, I turned some up in the Asian food section.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I think you're celebrating Magellan Day or something. You don't ever get to the Asian food section on Columbus Day if you celebrate it properly.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn it, every time someone posts a Key and Peele gif, I spend the next hour watching Key and Peele sketches.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I said, biiiiiiiitch...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i think you celebrate magellan day by getting beat up by a short pinoy king

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I assume you celebrate Cook day by getting killed by Hawaiians.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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