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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The owner was probably out less than $5 on the pizza if you're not counting opportunity costs.

Also, it was a $10 pizza, so I'm not sure where you're getting $20 from.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, just pay $20 next time and tell them to keep the change (tip jar or whatever).