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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Idk, polar bears are really heavy, and it takes a long time to get from one end of the planet to the other, so you want something secure to store the bears in. That means a bigger ship that can handle angry bears hurling themselves at the walls of their cage, because they will wake up during the journey, and they won't be happy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Just do it while they're hibernating 4head

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

For some reason, just imagining this is fucking hilarious. OOP on a shipping container being mutinied by dozens of feral pissed of polar bears