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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Well their heads aren't on the tracks and they're immortal, I bet we could rig some kind of device to make them total praplegics and then work on a direct neural interface so they can use computers while they lay there endlessly having their bodies painlessly trisected.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Or we could just like untie them