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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I learned something cool about orkz this past week. I previously knew that orkz paint vehicles red to make them faster, but I learned they have other colors they use. Purple is my favorite, love the "logic".

Green is best because Orks are green.

Blue is lucky.

Black is dead 'ard.

White is deadly.

Purple is sneaky because you've never seen a purple ork.

Yellow is flashy, both with explosions and with fancy gubbins.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Exactly, it’s the ridiculousness that I like