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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Humans can fuck grapes with impunity

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I.... I don't think I can.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Seems like a skill issue to me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dude, I don't mean to boast, but honestly, I think my dick is just WAY too big. Like, I would DESTROY that grape instantly if I tried. It's not just a trick of the camera angle, it just is that big. Honestly, I don't even need to get out a measuring tape to tell you that even with a massive grape, it's just not going to fit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You're not being creative enough. You could have a bowl/cup of grapes, and use that. Or maybe alternatively you could blend/mash them up, let them dry out a bit to stiffen up, then use that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I find that when you sign up for lemmy, you very much underestimate the extent to which the community is going to be invested in you sticking your dick in grape.

It's not a complaint, really, and it feels supportive, in a way, but it's definitely not what I was expecting. I mean, the whole area of soft fruit isn't really a theme I was considering exploring in any kind of sexual way, if you can appreciate where I'm coming from.

I take your point about the possibility but I'm still drawing a bit of a blank in the motivation department, if I'm honest.

The comment about grape seeds isn't making making me any more enthusiastic, I can tell you. No offence meant.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Yeah, this place is a very

  • Grape fucking

  • Endless politics

  • Meta memes/drama/shitposting

pick two kind of place

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

nothing worse than getting a grape seed stuck in your peehole...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds painful. Like gallstones, but backwards. On the plus side, probably less scratchy. On the minus side, maybe more citric acid.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, mainly tartaric acid...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ah, thank you. I wasn't sure. However, I am sure that I don't want it going the wrong way up my personals.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

C'mon David. They want you to. Do it for them, buddy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

The grapes? I can never tell when a grape wants some action. My whole life, I've missed every single signal. Well, that, or the grapes just don't find me attractive, like, EVER.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not with that attitude

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I just can't see it ever happening.

I don't mean any disrespect, and I don't want to kink shame, but that kinda thing is just not my bag, baby.