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Free gifts rule! (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Tell us what the free gift was you fuck.

You know what you did.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Before we get to that, are you home right now? I have something waiting for you in your garage. Can you smell it?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I can smell… something. But I don’t have a garage. Are you in my pantry?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Your gift was the garage