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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I forgot that only one thing can be true at once, its actually none of the reasons listed. The true reason is that the 5g radio waves connect with the vaccine autism to produce gay frog chemicals (that are spread by chemtrails in planes piloted by lizard people) so that everyone becomes trans.

/s /j

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

This makes way more sense