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My friends, there exists premade maps of labyrinthian proportions that twist and turn, with multiple larger and smaller rooms, shortcuts and hidden passages, and yet still in a format that encourages a natural flow through the area.
It's called IKEA and you can use their floor layouts to trap your players in an inescapable hell.
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008
I always upvote SCP.
By Odin's beard, I wish that animated series set in 3008 could have worked out.
"as you turn the corner you hear in a deep voice 'LÅNGARYDBESTÅ MACKAPÄRSTÄLL!'" and in front of you lies three boxes and one simple tool. A voice comes into each of your heads telling your party they must build the items only using this universal tool, It must feel solid and you can not argue."
The DM then sits back and eats pizza as they put his furniture together.