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Boomer Makes Sure to Have Most Annoying Ringtone Selected at Highest Volume Before Leaving House (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Zoomers refusing to use the phone next to their head, and don't want to pair their dead bluetooth headphones they lost... so everyone gets to hear their speakerphone conference video call

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