Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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No one knows the cure.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Are you sure it's a virus and not Poison?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Either way, you're in for quite the Journey

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wanna see my Whitesnake?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm calling the The Police!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll be watching you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

with an Electric Eye.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It might be all night (but it'll be alright).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

It could be Anthrax.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At least it gives me something to believe in.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There is always something there to remind me