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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (7 children)

Cheers your Excellencies, distinguished guests, ladies, gentlemen and bald headed babies. 🍺

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I am scared of horses. Fuck this thread.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

jeez I wouldn't want them as neighhhh-bours.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hate it when people cry foal over a stable pun. Glad council elections are over I wouldn't vote for you as mare.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Whoa. Straight out of the starting gate you've gone for the knackers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Think about what you just did.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

2 to 1 I upset you. Sorry 🐴

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

They're alright until they kick you in the sternum.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Cheers CEO! 🍻

Also, fun fact of the day - beer is an old-timey treatment for colic in horses

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

And it works. Gotta be warm and flat though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Interesting. Cheers🍺

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

good beer is a pure herbal drink 🍺

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

lol what the fuck haha. I just saw this. What’s the horse connection?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Search for Willem da foe penis if ya wanna know

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah right. I don’t have to search. I forgot he was a tripod. allegedly.

Horsecock Dafoe is what called him down at the convent.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

eyy peter garrett

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why are you doxing yourself like this?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

As Peter garrett once said "You don't want to spend your life explaining yourself.".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Cheers with my lethal coffee!

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