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Thanks to lemmy, I now know the answer to:

How could you dress a human being to simultaneously look like a bowling pin and a pair of testicles and a balloon at the same time?

... FFS, if it had some obnoxious blues yellows and reds worked in to accent it, I would say that 'formal, avante garde, clown style' has just been invented.

... The fucking jacket doesn't even fit his arm length well.

God it just keeps getting more ridiculous the more I look at it.