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My version would have been 'Shape up or fuck off' but that's acceptable apparently.
Aren't you government? I thought it'd take actually murdering someone in the building to get fired.
Accepting bribes is a good way to get fired too. Sadly, this person is too dumb to do any of that, so we're stuck with them.
I'm considering a polite bullying strategy that makes them miserable so they leave, but don't have the heart to do that.