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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"You seemed like a person who would have a wizard's sleeve situation down there."

"Wtf it was my ears"

"So is the situation down there not fixed or what do you mean?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Crying laughing from wizard sleeve situation. Made my night, thanks

[–] balderdash9 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So what does the ab goddess has to do with this surgery?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Exactly what I meant with my question.

[–] balderdash9 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just a play on words. Labia reduction = lean "beef"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Huh. Disappointing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Her wrinkled, flaccid labia unfurls halfway to her knees, like some ball-less scrotum

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

It's an old Bill Hicks bit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Ever been to Arby's?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

"How do you know what my labia looks like...?"

Then get called a creep and shouted at.

I'm just saying that you'd deserve if that was your answer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, it’s a perfectly fine snappy response to a loaded question.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Bonus points if you guess correct 🌚