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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

And Schnitzel, I love a good Schnitzel!

Plus Sauerkraut is the most versatile and delicious thing ever.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Germans couldn't cook Schnitzel if their live would depend on it, and then dump a shitton of sauce on top to cover up their crimes against culinary

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

there is a myriad of different types of schnitzel.

If there's a lot of sauce and you feel that shouldn't be there, you should have specified what kind of schnitzel you want.

the Classics: Schnitzel Wiener Art (pig) or Wiener Schnitzel (baby cow) do not come with sauce on top at all.

they are standard recipes, you get exactly what you expect everywhere. it also pretty much tastes the same in every restaurant... no matter if its in Austria, Bavaria or even Hamburg. (..unless you order it in a shit tier restaurant where shit tier meat is used)

extensive testing in hundreds of restaurants beyond the border and within lead to my above conclusion

alt text: im really boring. i always order schnitzel, its the safest bet to get reliably tasty food

alt text 2: also fuck you, your crimes against the schnitzel will be punished with extra sauce!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

we need a schnitzelverbrechen community on lemmy 😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Where in Germany have you been?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

i've worked for a German company before; Berlin, Frankfurt, Dresden, Leipzig, Hamburg to name a few known ones

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Hard disagree on sauerkraut, you can have my share. But I'd hit someone with a Spaten for a Jägerschnitzel right about now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Hit a Jäger, make Schnitzel of him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That's an Austrian dish. Rule of thumb is, if it's good and German, then it's probably not German.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

if it's standard food in germany nowadays how is it not german?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

probably cause it's an austrian invention? which makes it austrian by defintion?

it's common in germany, but not native...that's like saying pizza is a german dish...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

at what point does it become native? 50 years? 100?

would you call new york food italian to the face of an italian chef?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

it's not a question of age; it's a question of origin.

that doesn't change.