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Secure

The Foundation secures anomalies with the goal of preventing them from falling into the hands of civilian or rival agencies, through extensive observation and surveillance and by acting to intercept such anomalies at the earliest opportunity.

Contain

The Foundation contains anomalies with the goal of preventing their influence or effects from spreading, by either relocating, concealing, or dismantling such anomalies or by suppressing or preventing public dissemination of knowledge thereof.

Protect

The Foundation protects humanity from the effects of such anomalies as well as the anomalies themselves until such time that they are either fully understood or new theories of science can be devised based on their properties and behavior. The Foundation may also neutralize or destroy anomalies as an option of last resort, if they are determined to be too dangerous to be contained.

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Maybe it pees coke also (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think my favourite sentence is:

As suggested, SCP-294 was moved to the 2nd floor personnel break room as a money-saving venture.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I find it odd that the SCP foundation would have to worry about money, but we all know how bean counters are.