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they are probably just being polite (slrpnk.net)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

A woman I liked invited me over to watch some Buffy and we decided it got too late for me to go home, so I prepared to sleep on the sofa. She invited me to share her bed and I declined because I didn't want to inconvenience her. I was right, right? Right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Women who go from 0 to 100 throw me off. So, she's inviting you for sex without any kissing or anything leading up to it? Was watching Buffy supposed to be the foreplay?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I don't know! Maybe there were other signs I missed? Maybe it was a last effort before I left in the morning? Maybe she really was just being nice? I guess it's a mystery I'll take to my grave.