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[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

There's no fucking way a human zombie pacifist Jew would be able to take on a 2-ton humanoid elephant god with six arms and wields weapons 1 v 1.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

I mean he couldn’t take on the Romans.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Would Jesus at least be able fashion a scourge before-hand?