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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Then put the cat in a room at the back of the house for a few hours.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

No. They live here. Random kids don’t.

Fucking hell I actually find children generally repugnant That I put out lollies is a gift not an entitlement.

I need candles. Please deliver you fat young ones for rendering.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

children fat is an ingredient in the spell for flying

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Unbaptised ones. I know that movie πŸ¦‡

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

You put a bowl out there like you would for animals and the animals came. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That I put out lollies is a gift not an entitlement.

Aww that means you do have a soft spot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sure, it just lasts about 32 seconds.