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How many do you recognize? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Fun fact: dragons have a cloaca with a penis inside. The penis extends out from the cloaca when erect, but when flaccid you can stimulate the prostate with a hand, dick, or dildo. Always wash thoroughly before having sex and only fuck sapient dragons who can verbally consent.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

*I'm David Attenborough, join me next time when we discuss the intimacies of the northeastern mountain Unicorn."

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a reptile, wouldn’t a dragon dong be a hemipene?

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 month ago

There are many kinds of dragons from many worlds.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

like yinglet? (canonically, most of their sex is gay, they canonically talk, canonically have sex with humans, canonically have genitals like this)

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sapience is not a requirement for consent. Or consent is not required where sapience does not exist. Or more likely, it is proportional. Consent and sapience is not a binary, a dog cannot talk but it will bite your nuts off if it doesn't want you using it like a self cleaning self heating fleshlight. The same applies dragon

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