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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The funniest of their traits is where they think it's gay to wash your butt. Yes it's a thing.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don’t give a shit about owning a gun. You’ll pry my sprayer bidet from my cold, dead hands.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How... How do you plan to defend it?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

That’s the beauty, it’s self-defending.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm guessing the fad originated due to being too fat/inflexible to do it properly, then using the not-gay excuse to try to turn it into a macho thing.

Not just to soapbox others about your straightness, but also to assure yourself of your agency and superiority.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sometimes, Always, Never, cuz one fancy boi was too big for his waistcoats

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Also have heard it about sitting to pee

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Oh wow, I was double-gay this morning.