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Because you now did it to yourself.

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[–] [email protected] 193 points 2 weeks ago (57 children)

So, place your bets! What's going to be that one announcement that suddenly makes your neighbours go all quiet?

  • Repeal of the 19th amendment
  • Mandatory military service
  • Military sent to Ukraine
  • Military sent to Gaza
  • Additional protections to police
  • The pardon of all January 6th rioters
  • The relaxation of maximum presidential terms
  • Repeal of Affordable Care Act
  • Repeal of Social Security
  • Increase in taxes of lowest and middle incomes
  • Reduction in the minimum wage
  • Shutdown of major news outlets of "reporting lies"
  • Ban of reporting "bad news"
  • New ability to farmers to hire for no wage
  • New protections to reject hiring/customers/schooling based on colour
  • Collapse of NOAA
  • Atheists targeted as terrorists
  • Democrats imprisoned for Socialist ties
  • Mysterious disappearances of democrats
  • Random deportation of American citizens for being first/second generation
  • Removal of all laws related to carbon output

Yes, some of these are fearmongering but he's made all sorts of promises and debts are due! The sky is the limit!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't forget what RFK might do in charge of public health. A federal vaccine ban is a nonzero possibility.

[–] LiveLM 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They're gonna start injecting the kids with whale juice instead

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You get a brain worm, and you get a brain worm. Everybody gets a brain worm!

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