[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago

They've decided to step up the arms race because they've hit peak daily user count and the only thing they can promise to the board is force increasing premium memberships. I take it channel "memberships" are also not hitting the numbers they would like and they haven't destroyed Nebula or Patreon as they'd hoped.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 10 hours ago

TURN YOUR KEY!

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From the country which also allows companies to adopt children so they can remain "family run"

[-] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago

So if I understand correctly, he wants to sign a form to avoid signing a different form because that different form would be in a different filing cabinet?

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago

I've often wondered what libertarian parents talk to their children about between the regular abuse and the sexual abuse

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

The best bit will be when these loyalists will be sent to the work camps anyway because the great leader's Cialis didn't work that morning.

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cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/4856141

We live in a sci-fi dystopia.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 4 weeks ago

You know, of all the things of this post, it's the Roku remote that really confuses me. Was he holding it when he answered the door? Was it in his pocket and he took it out when was looking for phone to make the Tweet?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I knew I made it when I could afford UHU instead of having to use Clag

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

Doesn't count unless it's on a Volkswagon, otherwise they're just pretending

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Even better, several government departments ripped this off as part of a recruitment drives

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cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/2927731

'Carthage must be destroyed': Mark Zuckerberg t-shirt ignites anger in Tunisia, present-day Carthage

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The original was posted on /r/worldnews by /u/SmartAd95 on 2024-05-16 11:07:15+00:00.

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Three million malware-infected smart toothbrushes used in Swiss DDoS attacks — botnet causes millions of euros in damages

I meet my 10-year-old self in 1987. I tell him I live in the future of 2024.

"2024! Wow! Do you have flying cars?"

"No."

"Oh. Well do you have Mars colonies?"

"No."

"Huh. Well you've gotta have a cure for every disease!"

"No."

"What do you have?!"

"We have a toothbrush that bad people can control remotely."

"...do I have to grow up?"

"Yes."

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Elmo’s wellness check uncovers existential dread and despair on social media, nobody's ok right now

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I can't believe how many virtual meetings in the last three years that people are still sharing their screens.

People seem to share their screens in 3 situations:

  1. Showing or explaining a document. Whether it be a slideshow or written document, people seem obsessed with idea that no one else knows how to read or that they write just as incompetently as they present.
  2. Explaining procedure. I get it, things can be complicated. Learn to screen record.
  3. Collaboration. Most conferencing apps have a whiteboard or other document creation apps have real time collaboration. You just don't want to use these things because you want to be in 100% control of what's being written down. You don't want a meeting, go do your own things, if you feel obligated to turn it into a meeting you just want attention.

We all have a limited time on this earth. We're not going to remember or care about the meetings in a year or two. Go find something meaningful to do with your life. Stop sharing your screen, and even better yet, don't have the meeting at all. We're not going to look back at the end of our lives and wish we'd had more meetings.

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"Xbox Live and the ability to download new content is not a crutch to ship crappy software. And too often on the PC--I'm going to be blunt here--in the PC gaming space, games get out that developers know have problems because they know they can patch them later. They know they can force updates. And the act of playing [games online] becomes a pain in the ass, because you put the disc in and then you gotta download the patch and you gotta download the service pack and you gotta download the security hot fix, and then you gotta apply those things and reboot your machine. That's not an entertainment experience. That is not fun." -- Jeff Henshaw, Group Program Manager - Xbox, 2010-10-06

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