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Hello, Reddit! IAMA Donald J. Trump, the NEXT President of the Wonderful United States of America. ASK ME ANYTHING! (hexbear.net)

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First of all, I'd like to thank all the PATRIOTS here on reddit for your support during this truly great and historical election. I couldn't have done it without you. Well, I could have, actually. I would have done great. Might have even gotten more votes!

With your help we managed to kick the crooked Democrats out of the White House. PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL! We're going to do some great things together folks. And we're going to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I'll be here all night folks! I'm Donald Trump!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mr. President Commander Sir thank you for standing up for my freedoms to drive my Ford Childkiller 1 hour to Cracker Barrel every day. Can I ask you sir I just need to ascertain whether your penis is really shaped like a Mushroom? As a true patriot I just gotta know, god bless murica.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

All penises are shaped like mushrooms, sir. Mine is no different.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!