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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Years of experience speaking:

  • Make it work
  • Make it right
  • Make it fast

If your end results are following this pattern, no one gives a fuck how you do

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Make it maintainable should be up there too.

I’ve worked with projects that does the right thing, but no one can add new features to it because it’s a nightmare to work with. It’s at the level of not being able to move a button on the UI without breaking how the software interacts with the cloud.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Add make it cheap and you got yourself a deal

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Nah, do all three. That should have been a numbered list.